I Signed On Long Ago, But I'm Still On/Near Last Page

[Guest WildAssFucker]

Among the plethora of Problems you've created, here's another for your list: I sign on, and every time I do, I'm always on or near the last page. Yet other guys who signed on AFTER me are ahead of me, including Profiles that miraculously appear from out of nowhere, now appearing on Page 1 or Page 2! Thanks to my acute perception of visual images and my accute memory, I can SEE with my own eyes, guys who are suddenly ahead of me, insted of showing up on the final Page, behind me, in order of appearance. You just KNOW it doesn't stop there. Oh, NO. I'll be as usual on the last page, or second last. I'll note how many profiles are ahead of me, on the same page. Then, I'll go read a Message sent to me, or check my Sent Meggages status, or I'll read someone else's Profile. When I return to the page I was on, I'll see entirely new profiles on my Page, ahead of mine, that weren't there before. Also, no matter how often I sign on, the SAME Profiles appear in a particular order of appearance, every time, when they're online. Thus I'll always see certain profiles that are ALWAYS ahead or behind mine, no matter how often I sign on. Even if these guys sign off, when they sign on once more, I conspicuously notice their profiles in the same fixed location either directly ahead or behind mine.

It doesn't take long to see this enigmatic occurance. All you've got to be is perceptive with vision and recognition. So tell me, why is this happening? In the old days, a man's Profile appeared in the number sequence of when he joined the queue. If his was the most recent posting, it showed up as the First Profile. As other guys profiles appeared after his, his Profile moved down the line accordingly. Eventually you'd see his Profile, and the Profiles of the guys who signed on near the same time radius as he did, on Page 2, Page 3, Page 6... As guys signed off from your Site, the sequence reflected this because of their absence. If any man decided to sign on again later, his Profile was now, once again, on Page 1. It was logical, and made it A LOT easier to see who had signed on after you left the Site, either by signing off on it, or after you'd left the Site WITHOUT signing off from it, to check your email, go to eBay, buy something on Amazon.com... Whatever. It was a simple System of Organization.

Michael, if you don't believe any of this, look for yourself. NOTE the profiles on each Page, and where they appear. It won't take you long to see that THE SAME profiles always appear on a particual Page, as if frozen to a strange stationary status. The exact same Profiles will ALWAYS be fixed ahead or behind Profiles that were already there, day after night afater day...

Since I have a well known History of absolutely NO chemical substances in my Life, my sensory perception is razor sharp. But every time I'm online here, I honestly feel like I've entered The Twilight Zone, and the various hourglasses, clocks and watches are flying across the computer screen, marking the Time until your Site is No More. Gone, into another Dimension. When that happens, you'll know every reason Why...

You've got a lot of explaining to do, Michael, for the disorganized chaos that now exists here.

Joe Mac Pherson

Studio City, California

[Guest michael]

Please take a look and see if this is still an issue.

[Guest WildAssFucker]

Hello Michael,

As observant as I am, I KNOW this particular problem is no longer an issue. It's been corrected. Now, whosoever is first to sign on, appears accordingly. Those that follow, are directly behind that Profile. If any guys sign off from your Site, the remaining Profiles remain in place, having moved up the line. NO ONE magically appears from out of nowhere as before, in that same area.

I was getting tired of signing on, and always, ALWAYS seeing my Profile on the last or second last Page. And yes, there really WAS a pattern to the Profiles on each Page: You ALWAYS saw those same Profiles on those particular Pages, as if they were assigned there. It was all too strange and annoying. I mean, if I just signed on, why would I always be on Page 3 or 4? Why would another guy sign on much later than me, yet he was alaways on Page 1? And if I signed off, and resigned on, I was, again, on the EXACT SAME PAGE. And I always saw the EXACT SAME PROFILES on that Page, with mine!

Thank YOU for resolving this!

- Joe

[Guest michael]

Thank YOU for resolving this!

- Joe

You are welcome. We are committed to resolving all conflicts with the site and to make it better. We have 2 different full time teams working on the site and it will get better and better each week. We hope to have the zip code data ready in the next week or two and other things in the near future.

[Guest analboi]

maybe only the hotties make it to the top of the list??!!!??

Among the plethora of Problems you've created, here's another for your list: I sign on, and every time I do, I'm always on or near the last page. Yet other guys who signed on AFTER me are ahead of me, including Profiles that miraculously appear from out of nowhere, now appearing on Page 1 or Page 2! Thanks to my acute perception of visual images and my accute memory, I can SEE with my own eyes, guys who are suddenly ahead of me, insted of showing up on the final Page, behind me, in order of appearance. You just KNOW it doesn't stop there. Oh, NO. I'll be as usual on the last page, or second last. I'll note how many profiles are ahead of me, on the same page. Then, I'll go read a Message sent to me, or check my Sent Meggages status, or I'll read someone else's Profile. When I return to the page I was on, I'll see entirely new profiles on my Page, ahead of mine, that weren't there before. Also, no matter how often I sign on, the SAME Profiles appear in a particular order of appearance, every time, when they're online. Thus I'll always see certain profiles that are ALWAYS ahead or behind mine, no matter how often I sign on. Even if these guys sign off, when they sign on once more, I conspicuously notice their profiles in the same fixed location either directly ahead or behind mine.

It doesn't take long to see this enigmatic occurance. All you've got to be is perceptive with vision and recognition. So tell me, why is this happening? In the old days, a man's Profile appeared in the number sequence of when he joined the queue. If his was the most recent posting, it showed up as the First Profile. As other guys profiles appeared after his, his Profile moved down the line accordingly. Eventually you'd see his Profile, and the Profiles of the guys who signed on near the same time radius as he did, on Page 2, Page 3, Page 6... As guys signed off from your Site, the sequence reflected this because of their absence. If any man decided to sign on again later, his Profile was now, once again, on Page 1. It was logical, and made it A LOT easier to see who had signed on after you left the Site, either by signing off on it, or after you'd left the Site WITHOUT signing off from it, to check your email, go to eBay, buy something on Amazon.com... Whatever. It was a simple System of Organization.

Michael, if you don't believe any of this, look for yourself. NOTE the profiles on each Page, and where they appear. It won't take you long to see that THE SAME profiles always appear on a particual Page, as if frozen to a strange stationary status. The exact same Profiles will ALWAYS be fixed ahead or behind Profiles that were already there, day after night afater day...

Since I have a well known History of absolutely NO chemical substances in my Life, my sensory perception is razor sharp. But every time I'm online here, I honestly feel like I've entered The Twilight Zone, and the various hourglasses, clocks and watches are flying across the computer screen, marking the Time until your Site is No More. Gone, into another Dimension. When that happens, you'll know every reason Why...

You've got a lot of explaining to do, Michael, for the disorganized chaos that now exists here.

Joe Mac Pherson

Studio City, California

[Guest analboi]

is your goal in life to be the top profile on bb.com anyway??

maybe only the hotties make it to the top of the list??!!!??