Welcome To Urine Nation!

[Guest michael]

Welcome To Urine Nation!

Have you ever been invited to play water sports and wondered why grown men would want to engage in a match of Marco Polo? You need to get informed, pig! Water sports is the vogue name for sharing piss with your lover. Whether you are getting pissed on or are being the big pisser, water sports can create total sexual intimacy and lead to huge orgasms. Why not let your fellow paint you yellow if you can paint his ass white?

Like any sexual activity, water sports are a part of many fetishes. Some use the Dream Stream as part of their own little dominance/submission games. Others like to cruise for hot stranger studs for a little private pissing in the park! Many more share their precious fluids with their lovers as part of their sexual repertoire.

How much and where you unload your one eyed wonder worm varies from couple to couple as well. Some just take a leak on their lover’s body. Some show no remorse and drink piss straight from the source!

It’s all good stud. Just remember if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and fuck his seatie! Thousands if not millions partake; chat rooms and message boards abound with total hunks waiting to be made wetter than any pussy has ever been!

Just remember – it’s all normal dirty fun! As long as it is consensual, you have every right to let your love flow! Admit it, you’ve taken a piss in the shower and enjoyed that subtle piss taste on a man’s crank while taking his dick down your throat.

If you are getting hard just thinking about the sin-satational possibilities of taking the piss, Urine-Luck!

Dirty Words

Some people use the Eastern word “lingam” when talking about a man’s cock. If you know us at bareback you know that we would never demean ourselves by hiding behind the niceties. We would rather get our hides inside nice behinds! We can’t help it. We are just dirty motherfuckers!

Still, as some men still like to use wimpy euphemisms, you should be familiar with the word.

If some hunk, twink or pig starts talking about his lingam before a golden shower keep in mind that he really means, dick, cock, snake, crank or wood. In this manual we will call a spade a spade and a cock a cock. After all we know you’d rather suck a dick than lick a lingam!

Why Enter Urine Nation?

Just because piss is a waste product doesn’t mean you have to waste it! There is one reason and one reason only to go for the gold – it can be fucking hot! Don’t you love to worship your man’s hot cock? Then love it in all its forms and functions. Imagine holding his piss swelled dick in your hands and feeling it begin to spray over your bitchy little body. Imagine feeling another man’s hands on your semi-stiff crank as you unload warm spray over his lips or ass. We ain’t pussies and if we don’t fuck them, we don’t have to act like them.

A lot of studs think that piss is dirty – probably because their mommies told them it was when they were little. Get a clue, stud, your mom probably wouldn’t want you to fuck ass or suck dick either – but it is certainly hot fun.

You love wet pre-come and you love a moist load up your ass. Why wouldn’t you like the rest of the mess your man has to offer?

Keep in mind that piss is one of the cleanest substances on earth. It leaves your body completely sterile. Think of it this way – if you are close enough to your stud for him to piss on you, his stream is not going to have a lot of time to turn rank!

Pissing has a lot in common with shooting a hot load. Piss and cum are both warm fluids that shoot out of your hunks tube snake. In both cases you feel a build up of frustration and needing to release before that intimate moment of jetting out your special sauce.

Why go for piss play? Unless you’re a sissy, the only question is why not?

Respect!

If you want to make the move to Urine Town, you have got to respect your stud. There is a huge taboo involved in accepting the piss of relief. Over time you should be able to overcome his nervousness. After all, you got him to throw his rubbers in the trash, didn’t you?

The key is to go slow and act like you understand if he does not want to jump into the pool right away. You may know that one in his mouth is worth three in the bowl, but he may take some time to come around to cumming in Urine Nation. If you try to (^*&^*&(& your hunk, you may just rein(^*&^*&(& the taboo. Show him respect, tell him you care and ease him into letting you take a leak on his beak.

Make sure he knows you are going to hose him down before you do it the first time. You want to keep fucking his tight ass. You don’t want him running out the door telling everyone you are a pissing freak!

Even if you plan on telling every fag hag you know that you used your hose to wet down his house, tell him that it will just be between him and you. Part of his reluctance may be due to a fear that everyone will think he is a pervert.

Once he’s taken in the first time, it will be easier and easier to let your love flow the next time.

If you have to tell him you love him, why not? It’s easy and will put you one step closer to getting sleazy!

What The Fuck Is In Piss?

If you’ve just been out at the bar, your piss might be mostly Budweiser. If not, your stream contains a lot of water. Believe it or not, however, there are also a lot of vitamins, minerals and other interesting additives that will help you savor the flavor! They include:

Vitamins B and C, salt, magnesium, calcium, potassium, and phosphate, nitrogenous material, creatinine and other non toxic substances. There is a little bit of uric acid and ammonia, but far from enough to make you sick. A little dab will do ya!

Depending on what you have eaten there may be a little bit of extra stuff from your food. If you eat asparagus, your piss will take on a rather unique odor. For a sweet breakfast treat – drink a lot of g*Y(*YO*HOHfruit juice. You will be able to give you lover a nice sugary piss cocktail!

Booze and caffeine will be there if you have consumed a lot of either recently. You will find some sex hormones as well as a bit of come if you have just jacked off or gotten a good dirty fuck.

It is safe?

Do you really care, you dirty wuss? It is certainly no more dangerous than bare backing. If you just piss on your boyfriend’s body, then it is safer than a hard ass fuck. If you piss on his mouth or ass, it will be about as unsafe as any other oral/anal activity.

We don’t suggest using a condom. Otherwise you will just end up pissing yourself. The last time I used one of those things, I seem to remember it was designed to hold a few jets of jizz. You don’t want to have a large water balloon attached to your dick, do you?

Ick! I don’t want to touch pee!

Get over yourself! You touch come! Most of you probably drink it! It’s all coming from deep inside your man and getting shot out of the same love tool. Wimps, wussies and vanilla fiends are afraid of touching the wine of the golden chalice! Not wanting to touch piss is just part of the bullshit American cultural taboo. That same taboo says you shouldn’t kiss your man or enjoy his hard dick in your ass! There is no biological reason not to at least touch piss. It can’t seep through your skin and make you sick. Some cultures even use piss for practical or cultural activities.

If your boyfriend really wants you to touch his pee, but you are uncomfortable with it, why not start with feeling your own Dream Stream. Get in the shower and let your piss run out – hey you have soap and a drain!! Feel how warm, wet and good it feels against your skin. Now imagine it was the juice of the horny hunk in your bed. You’ll be begging for Mellow Yellow in no time flat!

Want to get even more comfortable and a little kinky. Go to the beach or to a lake. Get in the water. Start kissing your boyfriend or flirting with him. Start letting out a little piss. The water will wash it away almost immediately, but you will be brought one step closer to enjoying the ultimate intimacy of erotic piss.

Who needs a bidet when you have a boyfriend!

How do I bring it up without pissing off my boyfriend?

Admit it, you dirty bastard. You want to enter the wonderful world of water sports. It should be an Olympic event!

Now is the hard part: How the fuck to you tell your man you want to drench his ass?

Remember the first time you got him to give bareback a try? Unless he was already a come pig, he was probably a little bit reluctant. But, eventually, after an intimate moment, you were able to get him to relax and take your dirty load, right?

The same thing applies with piss. Heck, perhaps he can’t wait to urinate?!?

Tell him that it turns you on, you can be safe and you want him to get off. Tell him you will give him the blow job of his life, if you can just give him a good soaking! Talk about fantasies with him. Perhaps he wants to try something you have not thought about. Tell him that you will consider playing his dirty little sex games if he will try yours.

Make it hot and the pissing won’t stop!

Is the stank, rank?

Are you worried about the smell? Think about your own piss. The next time you are in a rest room take a break from cruising and inhale your own pissy smell. You may notice that it has almost no odor at all. Sometimes it can smell a little strong – that means you are dehydrated. The more liquids you drink, the more clear and less stinky your piss will be.

Just drink more fluids! If you want a sweet stream, drink a lot of fruit juices. Your man will be able to savor the flavor!

You booze hounds may want to drink a lot of beer before taking the plunge. Beer will dilute the smell and the alcohol will stay in your urine. Think of it as a way to share your beer with your boyfriend. You get off, he gets drunk!

Yellow content and odor also vary for people depending on the time of day. Keep track of when your piss is very strong and avoid water sports during that time of day. Cut down on caffeine, because that will dehydrate you, lover!

Isn’t it messy?

Piss don’t smell. Piss won’t make you sick! But, you might be a little concerned about getting dirty while doing the dirty.

Have no fear – with a little preparation and thought you can make sure that you don’t end up having to clean up your very own Superfund Site after your games are over. Think with your upper head before you start thinking with your cock head and you should be fine!

Why not just find places where mess won’t be an issue. If you do it in the shower or bath all the piss will wash gently down the drain. Then you can take a shower with your man and get him hard and heavy for some dirty bedroom action! Isolated beaches or lakes also offer the chance for the piss to seep into the soil and for you to then take a quick dip to clean off your wick! You can get as dirty as you want and walk away clean as a whistle!

Sometimes you just want a good hard fuck in your bed and want to include that extra bit of wetness as part of the play. This is not hard either. Buy yourself some shower curtains. Wrap them over your sheets! Put some towels around the outside of the bed and you are good to go!

Unplug any electric blankets and make sure that your vibrators are water safe. You don’t want to electrocute your man at the point of orgasm!

Now, get set to get wet!

What’s the best way to have hot wet sex?

The possibilities are nearly endless! There are hundreds of ways to come fuck and there are just as many piss fucking possibilities. You are only limited by your imagination! This is hot gay sex play at its warmest and wettest. Just relax and go with the flow.

Your inner child.

Open your legs and play doctor. Explore each others bodies and when you want to pee, feel the shower power!

Piss-age!

Get some KY or Vaseline. Straddle your lover’s back and take a good long piss. Then use the lube to rub the piss into his back and ass. He gets a massage and you get total pissing satisfaction!

Once you get good at it, try peeing just a little, holding the rest in, and rubbing it into his back. Tease him with you piss. He’ll thank you for it!

Wet The Bed

Get beyond your earliest childhood taboo. Don’t you usually have to take a leak during one of your make out sessions? This time simply don’t get up and go to the bathroom. Just let it out as a sweet surprise for your man.

If you want to get really dirty – and what hot stud doesn’t – move into the 69 position and drench each other from head to toe!

Don’t worry, your mom will never know!

Golden Showers

Great for you s/m nasty boys. Have the sub kneel on the ground. The dom then stands and pisses all over him. The sub takes it with a smile like any bitch should. Then, make the bitch suck your pissy cock until you come.

Pissing For Distance

If this needs and explanation you are too dumb or young to be on this site. You did it when you were kids, now see how far you can shoot with your man dick.

Baby me baby!

Have the ‘baby’ get in the bathtub. Daddy then gives baby a nice soapy bath, using his piss instead of water. Will you be dirty? Will you be clean? Who cares? You’ll get hot hard, know what I mean?

Role play

Find a way to incorporate piss into one of your fantasies. Have you ever thought about being interrogated by a strong inquisitor? Perhaps you can pretend to be the captive, who wets his pants in fear when the questions get tough!

Self Peeing

Lonely? Horny? Missing the Dream Stream? You jerk off when you are alone. You can piss on yourself too, you naughty boy!

Wet your pants!

This is all about breaking your inner taboos. We are told when we are little not to wet ourselves. Well, you are an adult now, you do the laundry and you pay for your clothes! If you want to piss your pants who is going to stop you.

If your partner is into this, why not kneel in front of him and kiss his crotch as the stain spreads over his pants.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, you’ll have his love in your tummy!

If you guys are really kinky, why not buy some adult diapers and making a mess in them. Your boyfriend might enjoy changing your diaper before giving you a good fuck!

This is just the beginning. There are hundreds of ways to get pissy, missy! Talk to your boyfriend, find out what you like and get creative!

You may never have to flush the toilet again!

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[Guest BBOFOZ1]

AMEN 2 THAT MICHAEL

[Guest used_4_uncut]

Sold me!!

[Guest bbbeatslut]

i love trolling the toilets at beats and saunas.

'hey you going in there to piss. piss on me.'

Fucking HOT

[Guest midlanderman]

Thanks for the great write up.

I just brought the topic up with one of my fuck buddies one time, just flat out asked him if he wanted to piss on me. He shocked me and asked if he could piss in me, he had wanted to do that for a long time.... guess we weren't communicating as well as we should have. Long story short, all our sexual hook ups now start with watersports!